In My Last Year Of

The Most Difficult Thing About Being Well Known? Getting Out Of A Hotel Room At 4am.

And This, Incidentally, Is My Thumbnail Sketch Of American Marriage: A Woman Sees A Man; She Likes Him. Now She Jumps On This Thing And Rides It To Some Kind Of Standstill. Then She Changes It And Trains It, And To The Exact Degree That She's Able To Do This, She Disrespects Him.

I've Been Too Many Places. I'm Like The Bad Penny.

I Don't Think Many People Have A Very Good Understanding Of Leisure And The Importance It Plays In Our Lives.

When You Use A Dialect, You Worry That The People You're Imitating Will Think You're Making Fun Of Them.