In Order To Be Truly

Like Any Tool [drugs] Can Help You Or Hurt You.

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

The Time You Spend Hating On Someone Robs You Of Your Own Time. You Are Literally Hating On Yourself And You Don't Even Realize It.

The Misconception Is That Standup Comics Are Always On. I Don't Know Any Really Funny Comics That Are Annoying And Constantly Trying To Be Funny All The Time.

When Someone Comes Along And Expresses Him Or Herself As Freely As They Think, People Flock To It. They Enjoy It.