In The Past, I Tried

This Is Real, This Is Your Life In A Song...this Is Country Music.

She's A Yellow Pair Of Running Shoes, A Holey Pair Of Jeans. She Looks Great In Cheap Sunglasses, She Looks Great In Anything. She's, "i Want A Piece Of Chocolate Cake; Take Me To A Movie." She's A, "i Can't Find A Thing To Wear." Now And Then She's Moody. She's A Saturn With A Sunroof With Her Brown Hair Blowing. She's A Warm Conversation I Wouldn't Miss For Nothing. She's A Fighter When She's Mad And She's A Lover When She's Lovin'.

Even On The Most Serious Ballads, I'll Throw In A Tongue-in-cheek Remark.

Alison Krauss Is Definitely My Favorite Singer That's Ever Lived. I've Never Heard Anyone Like Her.

When They Say You're The Best, I Always Remember That The Majority Of The Audience Probably Thinks Someone Else Should Have Gotten The Award.