In The Past I've Been

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.

Look, There Is Nothing You Can Say About This Show That I Don't Already Know

There's Going To Be A New Cable-tv Channel For Dogs. Dogs Don't Even Watch Tv. But The Schedule Came Out Today. And They've Got Great Shows, Like Barks & Recreation And Game Of Bones.

Another One Of President Barack Obama's Nominees Is Having Tax Issues, Which Proves One Thing: The Democrats Like Raising The Taxes, But They Hate Paying Them.

Even A Chameleon Needs The Proper Amount Of Suction.