In The Places I Go

And That Is A Story That No One Can Beat, When I Say That I Saw It On Mulberry Street.

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head. So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads. That's Why My Belief Is The Briefer The Brief Is, The Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief Is. And That's Why Your Books Have Such Power And Strength. You Publish With Shorth! (shorth Is Better Than Length.)

Everything Stinks Till It’s Finished.

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did You Ever Ride A Wump? We Have A Wump With Just One Hump. But, We Know A Man Called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump Has A Seven Hump Wump. So... If You Bump! Bump! Just Jump On The Hump On The Wump Of Gump.

And Will You Succeed? Yes, You Will Indeed!