In The Theatre, A Hero

All That Is Necessary To Raise Imbecility Into What The Mob Regards As Profundity Is To Lift It Off The Floor And Put It On A Platform.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

Great Art Is As Irrational As Great Music. It Is Mad With Its Own Loveliness.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.