Is It Me? Is It

Blonde Is Dumb Comedy, Red Hair Is Smart, Sexy Comedy.

I Hate Cosmetics Companies. They Get You Addicted To The Perfect Lipstick Or Nail Polish And Then, Six Months Later, They Discontinue It. You Have To Buy Your Favorite Colors Like You're Storing Up For The Apocalypse.

You Become A Celebrity, Not Because Of Your Work Or What You Do, But Because You Have No Privacy.

I'll Accept Being Phoebe To People For A While Longer, Given How Much Fun It Was. That's Totally Fair.

I Found The Right Man, Got Married, And Just Had To Keep Not Reinventing Myself, Just Deciding That It Doesn't Matter What You Are If You Are A Good Person.