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Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left In Everyone Of Us.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

I Know A Girl Made Of Memories And Phrases, Lives Her Whole Life In Chapters And Phases.

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.