Is That Clear?" Said Borcht

I Don't Get A Chance To Be Funny With The Thrillers. I Like To Be Funny, And I Think I Am Really Funny. So With 'middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life', It Was Fun To Let Loose.

The Subject For A Lot Of Non-fiction Is Very Emotional, But If You Read It, It's The Most Boring, Dry Stuff. I Wanted 'torn Apart' To Be Extremely Accessible And Readable.

There's A Saying I Remember From My Grandmother: One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.

Basically, I Have Two Speeds.... Hostile Or Smart-aleck. Your Choice.

Why, The Little Voice Inside My Head, Of Course. You Mean You Don't Have One? I Did.