It Ain't Because Lovers Are

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.