It Ain't Bragging If You

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball Between My Legs So Hard That My Center-fielder Caught It On The Fly Backing Up Against The Wall.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.