It Always Seemed To Be

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

Most Of The Communists I Knew Were Nice People.

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.

If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd Be A Lot Of Good Ones, And There Aren't.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.