It Can't Be Overstated How

If You Ever See Me In A Social Setting Wearing Any Sort Of Sportswear, Then You Know I'm In Crisis.

In Life, If You Have An Enthusiasm For What They Call 'good Manners,' Sometimes People Don't Quite Believe You. I've Had That Once Or Twice Before, Where They Assume You Can't Be For Real.

The Degree Of Notoriety I Have Is Fine And Easy. There's Nothing Hysterical About It.

I've Always Slightly Worried The Kids Who Play Football Around My House. They Know I'm An Actor, But Felt Sorry For Me Because They'd Never Seen Anything I've Done.

I Don't Seem To Be Able To Learn From Experience Or Anything Useful. History Doesn't Help Me. Precedents Don't Inform My Experience.