It Doesn't Matter How Old

I Don’t Think I Have The Right Parts To Appreciate '50 Shades Of Grey'.

I've Been Pushed Down Many Flights Of Stairs In My Time, But I Always Manage To Find An Elevator

I Just Downloaded The New Alvin And The Chipmunks Album! They're The Only Guys That Make Music In My Key!

A Flame May Love A Snowflake, But They Can Never Be Together Without Each Harming The Other.

Oh, I Have This Feud Going With The L.a. Unified School District, Because I Keep Getting These Phone Calls Saying My Daughter Keeps Missing Classes, I Mean, At All Hours Of The Night, I Had Like, Two Calls This Morning And I Keep Calling Saying I Haven't Got A Daughter!