It Is A Mistake To

You Once Liked The Blissful Mobility, But Then You Wonder, Who's The Real You? And Who's The Chap On The Screen? You Know, I Catch Myself Acting Out My Life Like A Goddamn Script.

I Like The Whisky Old An The Women Young

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

Has Every Oyster A Different Taste?