It Is A Pity That

The First Step Towards Getting Somewhere Is To Decide That You Are Not Going To Stay Where You Are.

Blot Out From The Page Of History The Names Of All The Great Actors Of His Time In The Drama Of Nations, And Preserve The Name Of Washington, And The Century Would Be Renowned.

My Dinners Have Never Interfered With My Business. They Have Been My Recreation. . . A Public Banquet, If Eaten With Thought And Care, Is No More Of A Strain Than A Dinner At Home.

It's Pleasant To Hear These Nice Words While I'm Still Alive. I'd Rather Have The Taffy Than The Epitaphy.

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.