It Is A Simple Fact

I Don't Know What People Expect When They Meet Me. They Seem To Be Afraid That I'm Going To Piss In The Potted Palm And Slap Them On The Ass.

The Most Repulsive Thing You Could Ever Imagine Is The Inside Of A Camel's Mouth. That And Watching A Girl Eat Octopus Or Squid.

I Have Decided To Tell The Story Of My Life As Best I Can, So That My Children Can Separate The Truth From The Myths That Others Have Created About Me, As Myths Are Created About Everyone Swept Up In The Turbulent And Distorting Maelstrom Of Celebrity In Our Culture.

People Around Me Never Say Anything. They Just Seem To Want To Hear What I Have To Say. That's Why I Do All The Talking.

The Close-up Says Everything.