It Is Always Darkest Before

Because Most Christians Want It Both Ways. They Want To Be Able To Proudly Declare They Are Believers In The Bible And Yet Simply Ignore Those Parts They Find Too Difficult Or Too Inconvenient To Believe.

The Woman Dashed Up The Staircase Toward The Library's Main Doors. Arriving At The Top Of The Stairs, She Grabbed The Handle And Tried Desperately To Open Each Of The Three Giant Doors. The Library's Closed, Lady. But The Woman Didn't Seem To Care. She Seized One Of The Heavy Ring-shaped Handles, Heaved It Backward, And Let It Fall With A Loud Crash Against The Door. Then She Did It Again. And Again. And Again. Wow, The Homeless Man Thought, She Must Really Need A Book.

One Final Bit Of Advice. The Next Time A Senior Administrator Of The Cia Tells You She Has A National-security Crisis Leave The Bullshit In Cambridge.

At This Gathering [council Of Niceau In 324 Ad] Many Aspects Of Christianity Were Debated And Voted Upon ― The Date Of Easter, The Role Of The Bishops, The Administration Of Sacraments, And, Of Course, The Divinity Of Jesus... Until That Moment In History, Jesus Was Viewed By His Followers As A Mortal Prophet... A Great And Powerful Man, But A Man Nonetheless. A Mortal.

Stand Tall, Smile Bright, And Let 'em Wonder What Secret's Making You Laugh.