It Is Better To Be

Compared To Politics, I Think Sports Is Funnier, Because It's Inconsequential. And Politics Can Be Real Important And All That. The More Pointless Something Is, The Funnier It Is, You Know? And The More Grave Or Important Things Are... You Know, Some Comedians Can Get This Disease Where They Get Serious All The Time.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.

Most Men Will Go Farther To Give Advice Than To Follow Their Own Opinion.

I've Shown People Richard Pryor Who've Never Seen Him, And Most Of Them Don't Like Him.

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.