It Is Easier To Hate

All That Weak People Learn From Disappointment, Is Less Confidence In Future Enterprise.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.

I've Just Seen Really, Really Funny Guys, And If I Didn't Know Them, I Wouldn't Know They Were Funny From The Television. I Don't Know What It Does, It Just Sucks It Away.