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We Need To Look At Our Nannying, Mollycoddled, Politically Correct Culture In My View, Which Stops Kids From Going Out And Playing Competitive Sport. I Also Think We Need To Look At The Shear Fatness Of The Regulations Which Control People Who Want To Help Kids Play Sport.

I Am Supporting David Cameron Purely Out Of Cynical Self-interest.

Yes, Cannabis Is Dangerous, But No More Than Other Perfectly Legal Drugs. It's Time For A Rethink, And The Tory Party - The Funkiest, Most Jiving Party On Earth - Is Where It's Happening.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.