When Death Comes Too Near,

The Young Are Just As Opinionated As The Old, But Have More Exciting Things To Do Than Sit Around Airing Their Opinions All Day.

Warning: Fortune Cookies Don't Care What Happens To You.

A Critic Who Uses New Quotations Is Making Important Changes.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.