It Is Men's Worst Fear,

The Mayans Were Right, As It Turns Out, When They Predicted The World Would End In 2012. It Was Just A Select World: The G.o.p. Universe Of Arrogant, Uptight, Entitled, Bossy, Retrogressive White Guys. [...] Instead Of Smallpox, Plagues, Drought And Conquistadors, The Republican Decline Will Be Traced To A Stubborn Refusal To Adapt To A World Where Poor People And Sick People And Black People And Brown People And Female People And Gay People Count.

President Bush Was Once Asked Which Presidential Speech He Admired Most. He Replied That It Was The One Teddy Roosevelt Had In His Pocket That Had Helped Cushion The Blow Of A Would-be Assassin's Bullet.

Eric Schmidt Looks Innocent Enough, With His Watercolor Blue Eyes And His Tiny Office Full Of Toys And His Google Campus Stocked With Volleyball Courts And Unlocked Bikes And Wheat-grass Shots And Cereal Dispensers And Haribo Gummi Bears And Heated Toilet Seats And Herb Gardens And Parking Lots With Cords Hanging To Plug In Electric Cars.

Americans Want To Be Protected, But Not At The Cost Of Vitiating The Values That Make Us Americans.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.