It Is Not Deeds Or

Editor: A Person Employed By A Newspaper, Whose Business It Is To Separate The Wheat From The Chaff, And To See That The Chaff Is Printed.

Piety Is The Tinfoil Of Pretense.

The Reward Of A Good Deed Is In Having Done It.

Prosperity: That Condition Which Attracts The Lively Interest Of Lawyers, And Warrants Your Being Sued For Damages, Or Indicted, Or Both.

Most People Like Hard Work, Particularly When They're Paying For It.