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A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.