Being A Child At Home

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

Babies Should Enjoy The Freedom To Vocalize Whether It Be In Church, A Public Meeting Place, During A Movie, Or After Hours When The Lights Are Out. They Have Not Yet Learned That Joy And Laughter Have To Last A Lifetime And Must Be Conserved.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.