It Looked Like Roy Rogers

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

During My 18 Years I Came To Bat Almost 10,000 Times. I Struck Out About 1,700 Times And Walked Maybe 1,800 Times. You Figure A Ballplayer Will Average About 500 At-bats A Season. That Means I Played 7 Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.

I Don't Care What The Situation Was, How High The Stakes Were - The Bases Could Be Loaded And The Pennant Riding On Every Pitch, It Never Bothered Whitey. He Pitched His Game. Cool. Craft. Nerves Of Steel.

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.