It Must Always Be Remembered

Even If You Do Learn To Speak Correct English, Whom Are You Going To Speak It To?

I Go To A Better Tailor Than Any Of You And Pay More For My Clothes. The Only Difference Is That You Probably Don't Sleep In Yours.

I Knew That It Is Out Of The Question To Have Honest, Economical Government While A Few Are Inordinately Rich And The Great Mass Of Men Are Poor. In Fact, It Is To Be Doubted If Anything Really Worthwhile Can Be Done Until There Is A Fairer Distribution Of Wealth.

The First Half Of Our Lives Are Ruined By Our Parents And The Second Half By Our Children.

Some Of You Say Religion Makes People Happy. So Does Laughing Gas.