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In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

A Lot Of Meetings Are Held To Arrange When To Have Meetings. ... Meetings Today Are Usually Called Conferences To Make Them Sound More Significant.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.