It Must Kill George Bush

There's The Great Line: The Definition Of A Liberal Is Someone Who's Afraid To Take Their Own Side In A Fight. And That's My Problem With My Fellow Liberals.

I Think His Deepest Quality Is Empathy.

The Difference Between Martin Sheen And George W. Bush Is Martin Sheen Is Actually Convincing When He Acts Like He's President.

[tea Party Goers Are] Just A Bunch Of Wimpy, Whiny, Weasels Who Don't Love Their Country.

See, I Think If It Just Became Who's Sleeping With Whom, Then There's No Reason To Prefer One Party Over The Other, 'cause The Truth Is We're All Sinners.