It Only Takes A Second

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.