It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced.

Nothing Ruins The Mood During Foreplay More Than The Recurring Image Of Your Sixty-five-year-old Homeroom Teacher Trying To Stretch A Condom Over A Cucumber.

We Are Simultaneously The Most Hated, Loved, Feared And Admired Nation On This Planet. In Short, We Are Frank Sinatra.

He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

I Like The Show [factor] Because It's Horny, But It's Not Skeevy. Where Else Are You Going To Get That Nowadays?

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.