It's Hard To Think Of

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.