It’s, Like, A Safety Bomb.”

I Feel Like I'm Going To Hurl. Which, Even If I Wanted To Do, I Couldn't Do, Because I Haven't Eaten. I Can't Even Drag Myself Out Of My Room. And While I'd Be Able To Muster The Strength To Roundhouse Fang Until He Begged For Mercy, I'de Be Mush Around An Eraser.

Congratulations. The Fact That You're Reading This Means You've Taken One Giant Step Closer To Surviving Until Your Next Birthday.

Time To Die. -evil Angel

When Your Own Romantic Life Is Falling Apart, Everyone Else's Looks Fabulous.

I Was Crazily, Deeply, Incredibly, Joyously, Terrifiedly In Love.