It's Morally Wrong To Allow

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.