It's Nice To Be Able

I Feel Weird If I Can't Move My Face, And That One Time I Overdid It, I Felt Trapped In My Own Skin.

I'd Like Another Child, And Maybe If It Doesn't Work Out, I'll Adopt.

Some People Were Offended By A Show About Cougars.

I Only Have To Do Three Things To Look Halfway Decent. Curl My Eyelashes, Fill In My Eyebrows And Put Some Lipstick On.

I Think I Look Very Healthy. You've Already Seen What I've Eaten, So I Couldn't Be Anorexic, And I Wouldn't Throw Up If You Paid Me $1,000, So I'm Not Bulimic. Okay, For $1,000 I Would Stick My Finger Down My Throat, But Throwing Up Is The Worst Thing In The World.