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If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

The Key Is That I'm Always Relevant. Some Of These Comedians Have Nothing To Say. They Don't Have Any Ideas So It's "f" This And "f" That. They Give You A Whole Series Of Swear Words And It's Really Just A Way For Them To Get Themselves Out Of Trouble When They Can't Come Up With Anything. They're Irrelevant And Ridiculous.