It's Ridiculous For A Country

I'm Already Suspicious Of Anyone Who Thinks He Or She Is Smart Enough To Be President. You'd Have To Have Some Ego To Believe That About Yourself.

The Biggest Seller Is Cookbooks And The Second Is Diet Books - How Not To Eat What You've Just Learned How To Cook.

Bacon Is Clearly A Food Made By The Nazis To Fatten Up Americans. It Has No Nutritional Value, Is Full Of Fat, Sodium, And Nitrates, And Is A Pathetic Type Of Consumable Made From The Noblest Of Creatures.

My Most Serious Character Flaw Is That I Don't Deny Myself Much.

The English Language Is More Complex Than Calculus Because Numbers Don't Have Nuances.