It's So Easy To Judge

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

Sitting Next To Olivia Newton-john, I Was Like, 'do Not Sing One Song From Grease.' That's All I Was Telling My Brain At All Times: 'do Not Sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't Do It.'

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.