It's Such A Surprise For

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

As One Gets Older, One Discovers Everything Is Going To Be Exactly The Same With Different Hats On.

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.