It Seems That Man's Greatest

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.