It Upsets Women To Be,

The Neurotic Believes That Life Has Meaning, But That His Life Hasn't.

Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than At Home; So Do French-fried Potatoes; So Do Your Children.

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

Others Settle For Small Rewards; The Neurotic Must Always Go For Broke.

Whatever We Worship, Short Of God, Is Sure To Be Our Undoing.