It Was Probably Nothing, But

Even With The Recent Story About The Nurse Killing Herself In King Edward Hospital, There's No Blame Placed On Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital As Far As I Could See For Absolutely No Reason. She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman, She's Saying Nothing About The Death Of This Poor Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering. And Why It's Allowed To Be I Really Don't Know... It Wasn't Because Of Two Djs In Australia That This Woman Took Her Own Life, It Was The Pressure Around Her.

I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

Sing Your Life; Any Fool Can Think Of Words That Rhyme.