It Was Quite A Sight

Don't Wear Bacon Cologne. If You Put On...you Know What? Screw It. Wear It. If You Are The Type Of Guy Who Is Tempted To Wear Bacon Cologne, It's Not Like You Could Get Laid Any Less.

We Don't Really Have To Make Fun Of Religion - It Makes Fun Of Itself.

Space Tourism Is God's Way Of Telling You You Aren't Spending Enough On Lap Dances, Baccarat And Cocaine.

Canadian Bacon Isn't Bacon. It's Ham.

Why Are There So Many Puritans In This Country, And Why Can't The Rest Of Us Make Them Go Away?!