It Was So Hot Today

The Difference Between Divorce And Legal Separation Is That Legal Separation Gives A Husband Time To Hide His Money.

I Can't Say I Ever Wanted To Become An Entertainer. I Already Was One, Sort Of-around The House, At School, Doing My Magic Tricks, Throwing My Voice And Doing Popeye Impersonations. People Thought I Was Funny; So I Kind Of Took Entertaining For Granted It Was Inevitable That I'd Start Giving Little Performances.

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.