It Wasn't Exactly That Lula

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.

I See You Looking At My Cookies,' My Father Said To Morelli. 'don't Even Think About It. Go Get Your Own Cookies.

Gotta Protect The Little Dudes. I Tried An Ak-47, But It Wouldn't Fit Under My Seat. I Like The Uzi Better, Anyway. It Looks Better With The Dress. The Ak Seems Too Casual To Me

Omigod,' I Said On A Sudden Flash Of Sleep-deprived Insight. 'you're The Big Bad Wolf.' There Are Some Similarities.

I Always Wanted To Eat With A Negro,” Grandma Said. Yeah, Well I Always Wanted To Eat With A Boney- Assed Old White Woman,” Lula Said. “so I Guess This Works Out Good.