It's A Completely Useless Emotion

The Republicans Do Not Have Feeling For People Who Are In Bad Shape.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!

Republican Party Hasn't Been Black Friendly Over The Many Centuries In This Country.

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.