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I Was Playing Golf In Palm Springs And After A Round I Asked The Waitress In A Restaurant To Bring Me A Glass Of Iced Tea And Lemonade. A Lady Sitting Nearby Heard Me And Asked The Waitress To Bring Her A "palmer," Too. The Name Caught On And The Beverage Quickly Spread Around The Country.

Trouble Is Bad To Get Into But Fun To Get Out Of. If You're In Trouble, Eighty Percent Of The Time There's A Way Out. If You Can See The Ball, You Can Probably Hit It; And If You Can Hit It, You Can Move It; And If You Can Move It, You Might Be Able To Knock It In The Hole. At Least It's Fun To Try.

I Was Born In 1929, That Was The Depression, So The Golf Course Was Manned By My Father And Two Guys, They Worked For My Dad And They Took Me With Them Everywhere They Went. And It Was Fun.

I Remember Ones I Lost [shot]. I Remember The Ones I Won, But I Remember The Ones I Lost, Something That I Will Never Forget. Did It Ruin Me Or Hurt My Career? It Taught Me About Life, How To Take The Bad With The Good.

I Think Today's Athletes Generally Are Spoiled By What's Happened To Salaries, But I Also Think That Golfers Have Maintained The Best Demeanor Of Any Sport.