It's A Real Primal Thing,

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.