It's A Strange Paradox That

I Know It's Politically Incorrect But I Enjoy Things Like The Kick Boxing And Cock Fighting.

Usually Halfway Through A Book I Have A Serious Depression, So I Go On Safari On My Ranch In South Africa, Or Fishing Off My Island In The Seychelles. When I Come Back And Re-read It, I Think: 'what Was All That About, Smith? It's Fine, Just Get On With It.'

The Best Cure For Racism Is To Have Somebody Shoot At You. Man, It Does Not Matter Then What Color The Arse Is That Comes To Save Yours-black Or White, You're Ready To Give It A Big Fat Kiss.

Let It Simply Be Said That We Know More About The Details Of The Hours Immediately Before And The Actual Death Of Jesus, In And Near Jerusalem, Than We Know About The Death Of Any Other One Man In All The Ancient World.

I Don't Want Children. Why Should I Let Some Strange Little Monster Into My Life To Destroy What To Me Is A Perfect Set-up?